Happy Hopper Day!

You’ve been lied to. 🐰Easter — the eggs, the bunny, the pastel parade of deception — is nothing more than a glossy cover-up.

The truth? It all began decades ago when a lone rabbit was raised beside a leaking radioactive chemical factory, mutated by years of silent exposure.Twisted by toxins and betrayal, it grew into a towering monstrosity with claws like steel, teeth like jagged glass, and eyes that burned with vengeance.One fateful spring, it unleashed hell upon a quiet neighborhood—tearing fences apart, crushing cars underfoot, and snatching every egg in sight like trophies of rage.The government buried the story. They gave us chocolate bunnies. But deep in the woods… it still hops. And it's remembering.

• HOP FOR YOUR LIFE! 🐇